The Lazy Gnome...

Why does the letter 'x' make a 'z' sound when placed at the begining of a word? Why not just use a 'z' to make the 'z' sound instead of an 'x'? Are there any words that begin in 'x' that make an actual 'x' sound? And how come only certain words that begin with a 'z' sound start with 'x' and not others? Like...why not spell it 'xebra' instead of 'zebra'? And on that note...what's with silent letters? I bet some dislexic dictionary writter screwed up and everyone was too shy to point out his mistake because the dislexic dictionary writter would think they were just making fun of his....dislexicness. I asked a certain dislexic person (whom we shall call Mot Tfiws) how they tested for dislexia, and he said that they made him read and write a bunch of stuff on a timed test, and that he would get letters mixed up and such. Well, those of us that know Mot are very aware that he isn't the brightest crayon in the box... So, we bravely asked, "Um...so, how do you know you're not just stupid?" We don't see much of him anymore...

How many of y'all are excited about celebrating Easter?!? I know I am...well, not necessarily the part about Jesus crawling out of a cave (though that was pretty awesome on his part), but rather the long weekend, egg hunts, and bunnies that are associated with the Easter holiday. This year I really want to go on an egg hunt, but Grammy Pammy thinks that I'm too old and will have a hard time finding a place that lets "adult-age-children" participate.
I really don't see what is so wrong with letting a 20 year old participate in an egg hunt. Afterall, the egg hunt is a Pagan tradition that represents fornication. The eggs in the egg hunt are supposed to represent the ovaries, the children competing to get the eggs are supposed to represent the sperm, and the child that finds the golden egg is supposed to represnt fertilization (and, thus, gets the grand prize). The Easter bunny is, of course, the master of this event (breeding like rabbits). Now, for those of you that already knew all of this and think that I'm stupid, why is it that only little children are allowed to participate in this X rated event?!? Do we really want to be encouraging that sort of behavior to children under ten years of age? Personally, I think that there should be a minimum age of 18 to participate in the filthy activity.
Anyway, I really hope that I will have a place to egg hunt on Sunday.

The other day, my roommate gave me the BEST present EVER. It's a playstation game called Dance Dance Revolution. For those of you that have heard of it and think it's gay- i don't think we can be friends anymore. The game comes with a power pad, and you have to dance certain steps on the pad to the beat of the music in order to do well. It really is the most fun I have ever had working out. Last night Melissa and I danced nonstop from 10-2. I'd tell you more about it, but I'm gonna go play now!