Wednesday, April 12, 2006
EASTER
How many of y'all are excited about celebrating Easter?!? I know I am...well, not necessarily the part about Jesus crawling out of a cave (though that was pretty awesome on his part), but rather the long weekend, egg hunts, and bunnies that are associated with the Easter holiday. This year I really want to go on an egg hunt, but Grammy Pammy thinks that I'm too old and will have a hard time finding a place that lets "adult-age-children" participate.
I really don't see what is so wrong with letting a 20 year old participate in an egg hunt. Afterall, the egg hunt is a Pagan tradition that represents fornication. The eggs in the egg hunt are supposed to represent the ovaries, the children competing to get the eggs are supposed to represent the sperm, and the child that finds the golden egg is supposed to represnt fertilization (and, thus, gets the grand prize). The Easter bunny is, of course, the master of this event (breeding like rabbits). Now, for those of you that already knew all of this and think that I'm stupid, why is it that only little children are allowed to participate in this X rated event?!? Do we really want to be encouraging that sort of behavior to children under ten years of age? Personally, I think that there should be a minimum age of 18 to participate in the filthy activity.
Anyway, I really hope that I will have a place to egg hunt on Sunday.
I really don't see what is so wrong with letting a 20 year old participate in an egg hunt. Afterall, the egg hunt is a Pagan tradition that represents fornication. The eggs in the egg hunt are supposed to represent the ovaries, the children competing to get the eggs are supposed to represent the sperm, and the child that finds the golden egg is supposed to represnt fertilization (and, thus, gets the grand prize). The Easter bunny is, of course, the master of this event (breeding like rabbits). Now, for those of you that already knew all of this and think that I'm stupid, why is it that only little children are allowed to participate in this X rated event?!? Do we really want to be encouraging that sort of behavior to children under ten years of age? Personally, I think that there should be a minimum age of 18 to participate in the filthy activity.
Anyway, I really hope that I will have a place to egg hunt on Sunday.
# posted by The Runt @ 11:27 AM 
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Maybe we can find your old, blue bunny costume and then YOU can represent fornication...
Has anyone ever told you that you are weird?
Has anyone ever told you that you are weird?
It honestly doesn't surprise me that society applauds this scene in children, we are sexual beings after all, and what is childhood anyway? Its just a gradual indoctrination into the adult world, think about tea parties, parents standing around supervising the birthday party table while the kids eat cake and laugh, cotillion, etc... Seems that with all the indoctrination and want for us to behave like adults they sometimes dont allow us to get all the childishness out of our minds, which isnt all bad in most cases.
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