Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Class Notes
These are the notes that I took today in my economics class. I thought they were worthy of posting:
Socialism:
You have 2 cows. The government takes both of them and sells the milk.
Communism:
You have 2 cows. The governments takes both of them and distributes the milk.
Marxism:
You have 2 cows. The government takes both of them and sells you one.
Nazism:
You have 2 cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
Beauracracy:
You have 2 cows. The government takes both of them, lets them die, and the milk goes to waste.
Capitalism:
You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Socialism:
You have 2 cows. The government takes both of them and sells the milk.
Communism:
You have 2 cows. The governments takes both of them and distributes the milk.
Marxism:
You have 2 cows. The government takes both of them and sells you one.
Nazism:
You have 2 cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
Beauracracy:
You have 2 cows. The government takes both of them, lets them die, and the milk goes to waste.
Capitalism:
You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
# posted by The Runt @ 9:33 PM 
