Monday, March 20, 2006
Trevor's Don't Grow on Trees
Ever notice that when someone tells you that can't have something, it makes you want it more? Well, for the past three and a half years I have been told repetetivly that, "Trevors don't grow on trees." I have tried to prove this statement wrong on several occasions until PIB finally labeled me a "serial dater." Sometimes I think I've found found a Trevor growing on a tree, but, due to my gnomish size, can never reach high enough to get him down. I've had to resort to the "imitator Trevors" that grow on bushes. Although these Trevors are available by the handful, they just aren't as special as the real ones that grow at the top of the very tall tree. I would wait for one to fall from the tree, but by then he might be bruised or rotten. So I take my imitator Trevors and try to pull them off as the real ones to my friends and family, but they can all tell the difference. I'm mainly writting this to piss PIB off, but I guess none of this makes sense if they aren't together anymore...
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Lent...
Well, it's lent again. Another perfect time for me to break promises to myself and lie to my friends. I benged with my friends on Tuesday as they got their fill of the food that they won't be able to endulge in for the next 40 days or so. I decided to do the girl thing and give up sweets for lint. It sucks...and exactly 38 hours into lint I made an emergency run to J.D.'s Chippery and scarfed down 4 cookies. I'm a HORRIBLE person! I wonder what the punnishment is for breaking my lint promise. Let me know what y'all have decided to give up for lent!
