Monday, October 03, 2005

 

Boys...you are in luck!

The two most attractive females at SMU are CURRENTLY available. Please contact either me, PIB, or Melissa if you would like to inquire about having one wrapped around your arm. However, I have recently read that guys with nice bodies are ten times more likely to cheat on a girl. So, I personally am looking for a large man who's body consists mainly of cellulite and acne.

# posted by The Runt @ 6:13 PM
Comments:
Uhmmm...and the swimmer matches this description? I think NOT!
# posted by Blogger Deals On Wheels : 7:40 PM
 
Well I dont consist of flab or acne, probably my only drawback is that Im not in Dallas.
# posted by Blogger Will : 8:13 PM
 
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