Thursday, July 28, 2005
I was attacked by BLOGS!
Ok... for those of you that really know me, you may think it strange that I, of all people, would have a blog. Well, a couple months ago, my sister, Deals, started a blog, and I have since been attacked (in public) by her fans. Deals started this blog for me... She picked out and wrote everything from my sooooo un-true profile to entry number one. I am now taking over to tell y'all the real story.
Deals refers to me as, "The Runt." So, to make things fair, I will refer to her as, "Penciled-in-Brows" or (PIB)...
OH! and for those of you that think I'm dating a dog... "Cabob" is actually a very, very cute boy that happens to be a Dalmation (which is the coast of Croatia). So for all of PIB's fans, I'm sorry if I disappointed any of y'all when I introduced a boy without spots.
Deals refers to me as, "The Runt." So, to make things fair, I will refer to her as, "Penciled-in-Brows" or (PIB)...
OH! and for those of you that think I'm dating a dog... "Cabob" is actually a very, very cute boy that happens to be a Dalmation (which is the coast of Croatia). So for all of PIB's fans, I'm sorry if I disappointed any of y'all when I introduced a boy without spots.
Welcome to the world of the fantastic...
My sister has a BLOG.
I read it.
Then, I started thinking (and got a headache).
I like to help others out.
So, I started this BLOG to help people - UNFORTUNATE people that do not have my looks or perpetual "cuteness" - so they can strive to be more like me.
I know. I'm amazing. One day I will have my own (little) statue.
Anyway, you should now feel special because you are now in MY presence.
Love me.
I read it.
Then, I started thinking (and got a headache).
I like to help others out.
So, I started this BLOG to help people - UNFORTUNATE people that do not have my looks or perpetual "cuteness" - so they can strive to be more like me.
I know. I'm amazing. One day I will have my own (little) statue.
Anyway, you should now feel special because you are now in MY presence.
Love me.
